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And not funny-ha-ha, funny-oh-my-god-I-can't-see-the-lines.

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50 Odd things about my character
Character tormented: Torminus (But that's kind of what his name means )

1) Do you like blue cheese?
....what's cheese?

2) Have you ever smoked heroin?
No. Only idiot humans do.

3) Do you own guns?
No, they don't let me have guns around here.

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I don't eat at Sonic, or any fast food place. It's disgusting.

5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointment?
I don't go to a Doctor.

7) Favorite Christmas song?
Christmas is the anniversary of the birth of Jesus. The guy who could permanently kill me if he wanted to. Why would I want to celebrate his holiday?

8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Drinks are hard to come by down here.

9) Can you do push ups?
Yes

10) Can you do a chin up?
Yes

11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My collar. Even though I can't ever take it off. It's still pretty cool.

12) Favorite hobby?
Torturing.

13) Ever been in a car wreck?
No, I've never even been in a car.

14) Do you have A.D.D.
I don't think s- oh, hey! That guy's screaming in agony! HAHAHA!

15) What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
My weird voice. It sounds like two at once.

16) Middle name?
I only have one name. Jeez, why do people need so many names anyway?

17) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
- Why did that water taste like fruit?
- I really hope I don't get a day off this weekend...
- Okay, that guy was a murderer, this one lied too much,.....blahblahblah....

18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
- A beer for Rubicante,
- one Sun magazine (because it's funny),
- and some bottled water that was flavoured like grapes for some reason.

19) Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
- Bottled water
- Wine
- Occasionally blood.

20) Current worry?
That the Angels might return. They really wrecked the place last time.

21) Current hate right now?
Malacoda. Who refuses to realize I'm not a child anymore.

23) How did you bring in the New Year?
Crossed off another year on the calendar. We're counting down.....heheheh

24) Where would you like to go?
I'm not sure. It's not great here, but it's not exactly great up there either. And daemons can't visit Heaven.

25) Name three people who will complete this?
Rube might, Barbariccia would too, probably...can't think of anymore. I don't associate much with the others.

26) Do you own slippers?
No

27) What shirt are you wearing?
I'm not wearing a shirt. It's a toga.

28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
I've never slept on sheets of any kind, actually.

29) Can you whistle?
Yeah, but it sounds weird. (see #15)

30) Favorite color?
I like green. You don't see it here often.

31) Would you be a pirate?
No. I do not find that lifestyle appealing in the least bit.

32) What songs do you sing in the shower?
What's a shower? We just use Styx to get clean here. And we don't usually sing...

33) Favorite girl's name?
What's that matter? I'll never have any kids.

34) Favorite boy's name?
Same

35) What's in your pocket?
Neither togas or armour have pockets. I only keep money in the pockets of my human disguise.

36) Last thing that made you laugh?
When one sinner thought he could escape back into Limbo. Hah, the resulting fight was hilarious.

37) Best bed sheets as a child?
Must I repeat myself? I've never slept on any sheets.

38) Worst injury you've ever had?
...I don't like talking about it. Let's just say that divine magic burns.

39) Do you love where you live?
No, I don't. And it's not like we have anywhere better to go...*grumblegrumble*....not that we could if we wanted to...but I do like my job.

40) How many TVs do you have in your house?
None. I don't have a house, really. I just go wherever.

41) Who is your loudest friend?
Rubicante, but only when he's drunk.

42) How many dogs do you have?
We have alot of Hell Hounds, but nobody actually owns them. Except maybe Grandpa.

43) Does someone have a crush on you?
I don't know. And even if someone does, I'll pay them no attention. I have absolutely no interest in that sort of thing.

45) What is your favorite book?
I don't really like reading, but I did find an interesting book called "Queen of the Damned". Those silly humans and their vampire myths.

46) What is your favorite candy?
I had a "candy" when I went to earth once. But it was sweet and sticky...bleh.

47) Favorite Sports Team?
I don't watch sports. It's pretty pointless, why do humans delight in such trivial things?

48) What song do you want played at your funeral?
I'm immortal. And even if I did get permanently killed by God (or Jesus), there'd be no need for a song, because nobody would care that I was gone. Of course, I wouldn't care if I died either. Hah.

49) What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
I don't remember. Probably asleep.

50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
I thought "Hey, where's my whip?"
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I chose Torminus because he's the only character who I've actually gotten to know pretty well. The others are being stubborn. -_-

Like I told ~kittyb78 in the Bo7 chat, I don't really invent my characters. It's like they're real people who just happen to live in my head, and I get to know them like you would when meeting a new person in real life.

I have to say though, I wouldn't get along well with him. We'd have nothing to talk about. He doesn't even like to read. T_T
He wouldn't want anything to do with me anyway, I'm a "pathetic and worthless creature". Hm. Nice guy. XD

I like my evil little Hell-Spawn anyway.
Torminus: Don't touch me you....you...YOU! *hiss*

Requests:
I do requests for free.
I'll draw anything you want, but there are some guidlines.

1) No Nudity/Hentai/Pornographic material, or anything related to that subject matter.
Not even artistic nude. Sorry, but it's just not my thing. I can be censored though, most likely Heavily, however.

2) If you request something I don't know anything about, I will inform you, and then you must send me a Reference picture. No ref, no draw.

3) Shounen-Ai, Shoujo-Ai welcome, No hardcore Yaoi/Yuri.
Please keep in mind that I am not entirely fond of either fandom. I'll draw it for you though. See #1.

4) Please specify the following for any picture:

~Pencil (black and white),
or
~Inked
Can be done Traditionally, or Digitally. Multiple colours are available for traditional, but digital has a far superior colour palette, of course.
or
~Coloured
Will be inked in Black, and the colouring will be strictly Traditional for the time being.
Digital Colouring is not my strong point.

I'm sorry if it takes a long time to complete a request, but much preparation is needed.

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